The Addams Family
Synopsis
Gomez's brother Fester has been missing 25 years following an argument involving the twins Flora and Fauna. Missing him terribly, the family hold a seance every year to try to contact Fester. The Addams' lawyer Tully knows this, and when he finds himself in debt with a loan shark who's son, Gordon, is Fester's double, he devises a plot to pretend to the family that Gordon is Fester and Gordon will steal the family's dubloons. The Addams end up loosing their home and having to move into "the real world".
Cast
Gomez Addams - Raul Julia
Morticia Addams - Anjelica Huston
Fester Addams - Christopher Lloyd
Wednesday Addams - Christina Ricci
Pugsley Addams - Jimmy Workman
Grandmama - Judith Malina
Lurch - Carel Struycken
Thing - Christopher Hart
Cousin Itt - John Franklin
Margaret Alford - Dana Ivey
Tully Alford - Dan Hedaya
Dr Pinder-Scloss - Elizabeth Wilson
Judge Womack - Paul Benedict
Flora Amor - Maureen Sue Levin
Fauna Amor - Darlene Levin
Girl Scout - Mercedes McNab
Lumpy Addams - Ryan Holihan
Quotes
Wednesday: "Pugsley, sit in the chair."
Pugsley: "Why?"
Wednesday: "Because we're going to play a game."
Pugsley: "What game?"
Wednesday: "It's called: 'Is there a God?'"
Pugsley: "Are the dead?"
Wednesday: "Does it matter?"
Girl Scout: "Is it made from real lemons?"
Wednesday: "Yes."
Girl Scout: "Because I only like all natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preserveatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?"
Pugsley: "Yes."
Girl Scout: "I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious girl scout cookies.Do we have a deal?"
Wednesday: "Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"
Morticia: "Children, what are you doing?"
Wednesday: "I'm going to electrocute him."
Morticia: "But we're late for the charity auction"
Wednesday: "But mother..."
Morticia: "I said no."
Pugsley: "Please?"
Morticia: "Oh, all right."
Morticia: "Don't torture yourself Gomez. That's my job."
Wednesday: "Please may you pass the salt?"
Morticia: "And what do we say?"
Wednesday: "NOW."
Gomez: "How long has it been since we waltzed?"
Morticia: "Oh Gomez. Hours."
Gomez: "They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!"
Gomez: "2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes."
Morticia: "Gomez, last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!"
Dr Pinder-Scloss: "Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?"
Gomez: "I did not hate my mother, it was an accident."
Margaret: "Everyone keeps asking where he got his costume."
Gomez: "It is a wonderful hat."
Sally Jessy Raphael: "So, you say you're son was kidnapped by voodoo witch doctors? Lets take a call."
Gomez: "Hello, Sally."
Sally Jessy Raphael: "Mr Addams, please stop calling, we do not know where they met!"
Morticia: "Gomez, lets go for a drive. The whole family."
Gomez: "A drive? And miss Gilligan?"
Fester: "Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?"
Wednesday: "He's only a child."
Fester: "That's no excuse. Go for a major artery. The jugular!"
Gomez: "You remember that fateful night?"
Fester: "Um...Your first cigar!"
Gomez: "What? Come on Old Man, I've smoked since I was five, Mother insisted."
