The Addams Family Values
Synopsis
After giving birth to new son, Pubert, Gomez and Morticia decide to hire a nanny. They hire Debbie Jellinsky, a "black widow" murderess, who is after inheriting Fester's money. Debbie sends Wednesday and Pugsley to summer camp, and once they are out of the way, she marries their Uncle Fester. The hard part comes when she wants him dead.
Cast
Gomez Addams - Raul Julia
Morticia Addams - Anjelica Huston
Fester Addams - Christopher Lloyd
Debbie Jellinsky - Joan Cussack
Wednesday Addams - Christina Ricci
Pugsley Addams - Jimmy Workman
Grandmama - Carol Kane
Lurch - Carel Struycken
Thing - Christopher Hart
Cousin Itt - John Franklin
Margaret Addams - Dana Ivey
Purbert Addams - Kaitlyn Hooper & Kristen Hooper
Joel Glicker - David Krumholtz
Amanda Buckman - Mercades McNab
Gary Granger - Peter MacNicol
Becky Martin-Granger - Christine Baranski
Desk Sergeant - Nathan Lane
Quotes
Girl: "And then mummy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put a diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby."
Pugsley: "Our parents are having a baby too."
Wednesday: "They had sex."
Debbie: "Well isn't he a lady killer!"
Gomez: "Acquitted"
Amanda: "Is that your bathing suit?"
Wednesday: "Is that your overbite?"
Morticia: "You have enslaved him, you have placed him under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?"
Wednesday: "I don't want to be in the pageant."
Gary: "You don't want to help me realise my vision?"
Wednesday: "Your work is puerile and under-dramatised. You lack any sense of structure, character, or the Aristotelian unities."
Pugsley: "We don't hug"
Becky: "Oh, you're just shy."
Wednesday: "We're not shy, we're contageuous."
Amanda: "Why are you dressed like somebody died?"
Wednesday: "Wait."
Gomez: "The poor girl. Lurch, was she in there before you baked?"
Morticia: "I'm just like every woman trying to have it all. A loving husband, a family. I only wish I had more time to seeks out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. Thats all."
Gomez: "You can, and you will!"
Debbie: "You know, when I first saw you, I thought you were European."
Fester: "You did?"
Debbie: "I did."
Fester: "But...I took a bath."
Morticia: "Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind."
Mrs Buckman: "Boys."
Wednesday: "Homicide."
Morticia: "My baby is sick and my husband is dying. Oh Mama, what should I do?"
Grandmama: "Well, you have a black dress."
Morticia: "You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie? Pastels?"
Gomez: "I demand justice! Someone has married my brother!"
Nathan: "No!"
Gomez: "She took him to Hawaii."
Nathan: "Get out of here!"
Gomez: "They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love constantly!"
Nathan: "I hate it when that happens."
Gomez: "Arrest her at once, without delay!"
Nathan: "Who?"
Gomez: "Debbie, my brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki!"
Nathan: "Who are you? What are you? Who removed the rock?"
Gomez: "Officer, you have to issue a subpoena. I believe thay own...
Morticia: "Gomez, no!"
Gomez: "A Buick!"
Nathan: "Please, just leave. Leave quietly, leave now."
Gomez: "Has the entire planet gone mad? My brother...passion's hostage. I seek justice. Denied! I shall not submit, I shall conquer, I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil! I have seen horror! I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!"
Morticia: "They're at camp!"
Gomez: "I have seen all this officer. But until today, I had never seen you."
Nathan: " Hook him, book him, cook him. NOW!"
Fester: "Give me a kiss"
Debbie: "Give me a twenty."
Mr Buckman: "Our Amanda's skipped too grades already. What about your boy?"
Gomez: "Probation!"
Joel: "How do I look?"
Wednesday: "Disturbing."
Fester: "I remember the way she used to turn to me and say, "Jesus Fester, go back to your room!"
